In northwestern Ravnica born and raised
The Blind Eternities is where I spent most of my days.
Reading Gleemax catching up on the rules
And twiddling my bone flute outside of the school.
When a couple of pyromancers up to no good
Started causing trouble in my neighborhood.
I lost a couple of life and Ajani got scared — he said
“You’re going with your mentor Tezzeret in Bel-Air.”
I conjured up a ride and when it came near
The license plate said “Goyf” and there were tops in the mirror.
One could say that I tinkered something quite rare,
But I said, “Aw forget it — bounce me to Bel-Air!”
We pulled up to the library turn 7 or 8
And I said to the cabby “Yo man, tap you later.”
I picked up my tome; I was finally there,
To take up my role as the Jace of Bel-Air.
Look what I found today. My life is now complete.
Playing Skyrim
So. Fucking. True.
Plunder: Legality doesn’t make it moral.
Reblog If you agree!
#79:
Unless you’ll never be a priority; so doing this is better than nothing.
#96:
Many can try - and many still fail even in an earnest attempt to change. Why bother?
#1126:
If you keep looking past the flaws, those flaws will sneak up and bite you in the ass in the long run.
#1137:
There’s no such thing as a ‘good relationship’ so trying with patience is irrelevant and a waste of time.
#1178:
And you’ll just end up not loving anything at all. Better unrequited, painfully abusive love than none, no?
#1206:
And if it can get better and you leave, you’re out of luck. You can’t predict the future. This is just stupid either way. Catch 22.
#1247:
Or you can get married, then get divorced. So, Relationships are very simple. There is only one thing that could happen: You break up.
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My god I’m in a bitter mood…
It’s spelled H-a-n-g-o-v-e-r
I type into the tumblr post “lonely” and 99% of the posters under that tag are women.
You’d think this sad, but it actually pisses me off.
ha.
true story
